Conversations with a Republican 32

 Republican: I go to the chiropractor and he fixes my back pain. 

Me: Oh. That's good.

Republican: But then I always have to return because after a little while my back feels worse than ever.  

Me: Maybe you shouldn't go to the chiropractor anymore. They're well known quacks. 

Republican: I know, but they're the only one who can make my back feel better.