Conversations with a Republican 5

 I'm a republican. 

So sorry. 

It must be hard being wrong all the time. 

Conversations with a Christian 4

 I'm a Christian. 

So sorry. 

Reality is a scary place. 

So You're a Republican Conversation 4

 I'm a republican. 

Sorry to hear that. 

Were you born without a sense of compassion or did you have it surgically removed?

So You're a Christian Conversation 3

 I'm a Christian. 

So sorry. 

Have they not found a cure for that yet?

Conversations with a Republican 3

I'm a republican. 

Oh. I'm so sorry. 

How many of your step daughters have you raped?

So You're a Christian Conversation 2

 I'm a Christian. 

So sorry. 

Do  you hate all people or just yourself?

So You're a Republican Conversation 2

I'm a republican.

I'm so sorry.

How many guns does it take to forget how small your penis is?

So You're a Christian Conversation 1

I'm a Christian.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Did the priest at least bandage it afterwards?

So You're a Republican Conversation 1

I'm a republican. 

Oh. I'm so sorry. 

Do all of your children hate you?

Or just the smart ones?