Conversations with a Christian 34

Christian: Did you ever believe in god?

Me: Yeah. When I was a little kid. 

Christian: And?

Me: When I was a child I also believed in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. 

Conversations with a Republican 50

Republican: My wife and I had Caribbean food. It was a Peruvian restaurant. 

Me: Peru isn't in the Caribbean, but ok. 

Conversations with a Republican 49

Republican: George Soros is trying to destroy America. 

Me: How?

Republican: He gives millions to organizations that are trying to destory the country. 

Me: What organizations? 

Republican: Anti-American organizations. 

Me: Whar are your sources for this information?

Republican: The internet. 

Conversations with a Republican 48

Republican: I hate hunters. They kill animals. 

Me: Don't you eat meat?

Republican: Yes. Chicken and Turkey. 

Me: When you buy meat from the supermarket you're killing those animals. 

Republican: I never thought of that.