Conversations with a Republican 30

 Republican: I wish I could get rid of my cable TV subscription. I don't watch regular TV, but I need it for Netflix. 

Me: You don't need cable TV to watch Netflix. You only need an internet subscription and a smart TV. 

Republican: I have a smart TV. 

Me: So just use the app in your TV to watch Netflix. 

Republican: It doesn't work without my cable box. 

Me: It does. Just login using the app on your TV. 

Republican: That's too complicated.